exergasia:

forevercolinfirth:

X-Men

‘Oh, hello there. I see you’re new and therefore totally vulnerable to my single celled organisms pick-up routine!’ 

‘Look, dude, I’m a grown-ass woman…’

‘50 MILLION YEARS AGO YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL AMOEBA!’

‘Actually, I’m here on CIA business to discuss…’

‘I’M SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW SHITFACED I AM.’

#Charles Charles Charles  #what are you doing  #you’re what?  #twenty-five?  #twenty-seven?  #thirty?  #is this seriously how you’ve been picking up ladies all through your academic career?  #did you get laid a lot?  #I bet you didn’t  #I bet you only got laid once or twice and they only did it to shut you up  #also because you’re pretty to look at  #thank god you’re so pretty because otherwise you are awful with women  

LMAO! well, he’s awful with women because he actually likes men…one man in particular ;)