Buddha floating on a lily pad
Mirit, 30s, Israel
multi fandom,multi character/actor obsessions
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mandy-5 asked : I need a cannibalistic joke ? please XD
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loeffeldraws:

pyjamazombie suggested Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter.
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loeffeldraws:

pyjamazombie suggested Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter.

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eyebrowsandbadpuns:

chiltonspuppies:

if only i had been more curious about the common mind (for frilton)

#when will my kidney return from the war (via frederdickchilton)

My Dear Frederick!

The war is a horrible thing. I miss You so much. We were brutally seperated from each other and that’s unfair. I read Your letters every day and they make me happy and sad at the same time. Happy, because I reminiscent those great moments we had together. And sad, because when I’m reading Your words: “without You I’m not whole”  You remind me that I was once Yours.

I don’t know If we are going to see each other again. If something happens to me, remember, that I will always belong to you

Your beloved

Kidney

P.S. Eat well! Remember what the doctors told you.

(Source: plutoandpersephone)

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mean-cannibals:

fucking hannibal got bored while waiting for will so he just decided to go pet all the animals like dammit hannibal this is a murder investigation not a petting zoo will can’t take you anywhere

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18 April
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17 April
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— Cosmo Sex Tip #2332

licensetocannibalize:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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16 April
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isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

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14 April
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carryonmy-assbutt:

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

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